roughrimjob:

my only talent is getting jealous when I have no right to lol

milkshakeprincess:

*coughs and clears throat* hello pal…uhh…*looks down at my notes* i am in a mutual follow with you and uhh… *squints down at my queue cards* um… *starts sweating* i would like to be the real friends with you.,.. wait no that not right *hands start shaking* shhhittt i said it wrong oh uh.,.. fUCK *crumples my cards and makes a mad dash for the door*

snapchatting:

my blog is rated R for radical *does an insane skateboard trick*

snorlaxatives:

college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey

puppyriot:

(SMASHES WINDOW OPEN WITH FIST)

(CLIMBS OUT WINDOW)

(STANDS ON ROOF AND BEGINS SCREAMING)

I LOVE JADE HARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!