March 2012
rachasia:
“goodnight” said the blogger as they proceeded to post 50 more times
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I'm Sorry, Candidates
lanuminga:
I can’t
hear you
over the
sound of
a badass
already in
the White House
he’s not perfect
but his flaws
have nothing to do
with HATE.
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this is an eyebrow appreciation post because sexy...
cotaku:
whendidshegetallconfident:
Frank Iero:
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mcdammit:
ñeh Squiduardo
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ñeh Squiduardo
ñeh Squiduardo
ñeh Squiduardo
ñeh Squiduardo
ñeh Squiduardo
ñeh Squiduardo
ñeh Squiduardo
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angrylesbianmom:
beyoncebeytwice:
i may or may not have an essay due tomorrow
wHAT DOES THAT PICTURE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS POST OH MGLJD
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asexuality-exists:
something nice we can put on our blogs, here’s the code to put in description:
<img src=”http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05t7gCDST1r8s3dk.jpg” />
or
<img height=”15” src=”http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05t7gCDST1r8s3dk.jpg” width=”80” />
step one: search a video on youtube
step two: click 'related videos'
step three: get lost in internet land forever
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himapapaftw:
kiss-mah-sass:
segastarlit:
Jesus Christu
Rook at zhat body
I have definitery bought tickets to this gun show
fUCK
FUCK SOMEON E CALL MLFIE LAIERT
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Boku no pico drinking game.
catwife:
Drink whenever it sounds like someone is stirring a bowl of cooked macaroni.
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I have feelings about this blog
ophiuchustroll:
ooohthatscrispy:
brb-scarf-sale:
http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/
what the christ
SCREAMS
jeSus tAkE THE WHeeL
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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sarkyfancypants:
ohh-jaah:
mothercheesus:
...
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nicklugo:
this just in: suspect of ohio school shooting found not guilty because he’s “sweet, attractive, and smart”
gothchild420:
what if i was good at drawing
or cosplaying
or anything
or life
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
Wait what
wheroxley:
brofagski:
you know i actually thought about being a teacher
but kids are such assholes i think i would punch my students or something
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lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
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precor:
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely. When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once. When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to...
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Watchneziki:
New Pokemon Movie 15th trailer + Meloetta’s Sparkling Recital
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tumblrsavior:
all the fanart of condesces hair being interpeted as braids reminds me of taranee
batterw.i.t.c.h.
greeces-dick:
I’m going to bed
which means
I’m going to read fanfiction until the sun rises
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
