rachasia: “goodnight” said the blogger as they proceeded to post 50 more times
I'm Sorry, Candidates
lanuminga: I can’t hear you over the sound of a badass already in the White House he’s not perfect but his flaws have nothing to do with HATE.
this is an eyebrow appreciation post because sexy...
cotaku: whendidshegetallconfident: Frank Iero:
mcdammit: ñeh Squiduardo ñeh Squiduardo ñeh Squiduardo ñeh Squiduardo ñeh Squiduardo ñeh Squiduardo ñeh Squiduardo ñeh Squiduardo ñeh Squiduardo ñeh Squiduardo
angrylesbianmom: beyoncebeytwice: i may or may not have an essay due tomorrow wHAT DOES THAT PICTURE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS POST OH MGLJD
asexuality-exists: something nice we can put on our blogs, here’s the code to put in description: <img src=”http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05t7gCDST1r8s3dk.jpg” /> or <img height=”15” src=”http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05t7gCDST1r8s3dk.jpg” width=”80” />
step one: search a video on youtube
step two: click 'related videos'
step three: get lost in internet land forever
himapapaftw: kiss-mah-sass: segastarlit: Jesus Christu Rook at zhat body I have definitery bought tickets to this gun show fUCK FUCK SOMEON E CALL MLFIE LAIERT
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Boku no pico drinking game.
catwife: Drink whenever it sounds like someone is stirring a bowl of cooked macaroni.
I have feelings about this blog
ophiuchustroll: ooohthatscrispy: brb-scarf-sale: http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/ what the christ SCREAMS jeSus tAkE THE WHeeL
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
sarkyfancypants: ohh-jaah: mothercheesus: ...
nicklugo: this just in: suspect of ohio school shooting found not guilty because he’s “sweet, attractive, and smart”
gothchild420: what if i was good at drawing or cosplaying or anything or life
sylvester-calzone: finally told my parents they’re gay
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear: there-is-no-pumpkin: Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good. Wait what
brofagski: you know i actually thought about being a teacher but kids are such assholes i think i would punch my students or something
lolinternets: I’m allergic to effort
precor: I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely. When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once. When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to...
neziki: New Pokemon Movie 15th trailer + Meloetta’s Sparkling Recital
tumblrsavior: all the fanart of condesces hair being interpeted as braids reminds me of taranee batterw.i.t.c.h.
greeces-dick: I’m going to bed which means I’m going to read fanfiction until the sun rises
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?