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My reaction to 99% of the things I do.
thewisepickle:
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ouch that really hurt
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2peaches: They should make a dating site for depressed peopple
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jellybeing: All the lakers players live by me so it’s strange people actually still care. I went to high school with a daughter of the players and she asked the teacher once what came first dinosaurs or Shakespeare? She also would talk about dressing up her dog all the time. She was the dumbest person on earth probably.
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Listen The Lavender Town Syndrome (also known as...
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heroburger: kanaei: usuksexual: In other news, it’s been exactly a month since we’ve heard from Himaruya. A month. Not a day, not a week, not two weeks, but an entire bloody MONTH. I am seriously worried you guys. I doubt that he is “busy working on his other projects” because: Before he disappeared, he said he had finished all of his work. He promised an update before he disappeared...
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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If a king farts
brittaneyamber: is it considered a noble gas?
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Sweden: ... Should we be letting him start the fire?
Norway: No, it's fine.
Denmark: HEY GUYS. I FOUND THE GASOLINE!
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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asknekoengland asked: ((any love for 2p...
uhoh-beek: that’d be one sassy pussy
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krystal-tsuki: ♥
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