"i honestly don’t remember doing that"
-me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
That really gratifying moment in a fic when they FINALLY kiss and the whole world melts into awesome around you.
i love you like a sister. no oreimo.
Me:*has 5 video games I started to play but never beat*
Me:*plays a game I've beaten 4 times*